Conversation I had on the phone at work today...(the names have been changed because it's the interweb):
Me: Thank you for calling [my workplace], this is Megan, how may I help you?
D.M.: [Coworker's name], please.
Me: May I ask who's calling?
D.M.: [Douchey McFuckerton]
Me: And may I ask what the call is regarding?
D.M.: New software. And I wear a size 11 shoe and I'm wearing a yellow shirt. I'm a BUSINESS EXECUTIVE and I am not used to playing these GAMES on the PHONE.
Me: Oooookay, one second...
What I should have said was, "Sir, it's my job to ask who is calling and why, so sorry if that is a problem for you, but I know you'll understand, and I'll trust you to be more courteous on the phone."
"Also, you can SUCK THESE NUTS." *click*
1 comment:
Gee, I sure do miss answering the phone all the time....wait a minute... no it is the other way around... People are soooo caught up in their own little world sometimes that they forget that we all have a job to do, and most of us try to DO what we are ASKED to do.... I am sorry Megan. May the Douche have hit traffic on the way home and suffered from a brain explosion, not understanding how people could get in HIS way when he was TRYING to get home... Some people's children.
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