'Schland

I'm here, and alive, and jet-lagged beyond belief (it's 5:35am) but the internet is stupid and won't work on my computer. So I shan't be on for much other than checking email, unless I go to an internet cafe. Loves. If you want a postcard send me your address.

Ich fliege weg, im Flugzeug

Leaving for the 'schland tomorrow. I'll send out an email to let everyone know I'm not dead. Cross your fingers for me, I'm terrified of flying.

Edit: If anyone wants a postkarte, email me and I will deliver! :D

That's how you do it Holmes.

Finishing off the last semester of college with straight As. Boom bitch, that's just how I roll.

Everyone cross your fingers for me for the GRE tomorrow.

That

Pfffft.

I do not like snatchy ex-girlfriends who try to vaginablock. Get bent beeatch.

What the shirt says

Just finished my last final. The ceremony is on Saturday. Woo motherfuckin' hoo.

The girl who makes me laugh more than anyone else

My sister is adorable